Goodluck Jonathan the "Chosen One"?

Everyone knows that the Spy has not a single political bone in his anatomy so in principle this blog doesn't concern itself with politics or any non-celebrity related matters including tsunamis or even the end of the world. But the Nigerian President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan - aka GEJ - really does deserve a mention this once.

You'll recall a certain evangelist whom we dubbed as the "prophet of doom" proclaimed not too long ago that GEJ was "spiritually programmed to fail" well the man disagrees. In fact he believes he is the chosen one and going by his track record of ascending to elevated offices with relative ease, its rather difficult to doubt his faith in himself.

Speaking at his Aso Rock Villa recently, he's said - ".... In selecting me as the president of this country, the Vice President, the Governors, Members of the National Assembly, the Ministers, we're not the best material but God knows why he chose us and we pray He should use us to change this country".

We couldn't agree more. All we're saying is that since God himself knows that GEJ and his side-kicks are nothing but square pegs in round holes, then He (Baba God Almighty) has to be gracious enough to grant the GEJ team the wisdom and political acumen to ensure that Nigeria is still in one piece by the time they're through with their tenure.

In the meantime, we're sorry to report that the wisdom behind the now rescinded removal of fuel subsidy and their indeterminate handling of the Boko Haram nuisance - to mention but these two - so far don't quite appear to be heaven-sent. Worse still, it will be hilariously disastrous if GEJ should take the Americans seriously and create a dedicated Ministry of Boko Haram.  You have more than enough structures in place already, so all you need are well funded and equipped spies like us (lol) to infiltrate the sick minded group and they'll be history before you say Walaihi!