Monday, 18 June 2012

Kilon Popping? Ini Edo's hubby needs to chill

Its been one of those longgggggg days so I haven't posted all day besides there's nothing scandalous happening anyway coz yours truly has been multi-tasking and monitoring events on the celebs front - you know how we do! Lols... So just two quick notes to round up the day. All this talk about Ini Edo being spotted melting into the shadows from an event whilst her Prince charming was miles away is doing my head in. But most irritating is her hubby speaking out and saying his missus was never at the venue where she was clocked. There's no smoke without fire, you know?!! So the SPY says - No matter what Ini may have told him over the phone or better still via Skype how is he so damned sure she wasn't where they alleged she was? What business has he fighting the star's media battle in this way? Can he cope with every story that pos up becasue we know this is not the first and will most certainly not be the last. Ini's a big girl and she's been looking after her heavy backside well enough all by herself before he took over. This is Nollywood celebrity stuff so Mister Ehiagwina is better off staying dignified in the background like Captain Ekeinde and all shall be well. I promise...

My other bone of contention with myself today is this new video from this equally new artist called Jaie of whom I know absolutely nowt. All I can say is she's kinda cute although her music's all over the shed... still she's kinda better than that Chocolate City babe who went off key and off timing in the freestyle video we saw recently. Nevertheless, I really can't figure Jaie out so I leave that to you good people.... Scroll to the Spy Video Dump at bottom of the page to view the clip of Kilon Popping and then feel free to pop your comments . 

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Yvonne Chaka Chaka's scammer caught

This is the face of the professional four-one-niner who conned South African star Yvonne Chaka 
Fraudster Matse
Chaka of R150000 recently. Remember our report in which the Thank You Mr DJ singer vowed to sort her out? She now has! And the fraudster known as Matse is awaiting trial behind iron doors in a Pretoria police cell as I write this and trust me, forget all the teeth you see in this picture, she's definitely not smiling now. Chaka Chaka says "I'm glad this woman has been arrested. At last I might be able to find closure after all I've been through." But the singer is not the only victim of this shameless scammer - a string of others are lining up armed with warrants baying for their pound of flesh too. She's believed to have collected a total of One million Rand from two other victims alone. I hope the guards lose the keys when she's finally sentenced.

"I dey drink garri" - Nadia Buari

Nadia Buari with Emma Emerson
The Ghanaian actress Nadia Buari has revealed that she actually does drink Garri! This means that the Koko Master got it twisted when he said in the hit single Oliver Twist "I like Nadia Buari, but she nor dey drink garri". Nadia made the contradicting revelation in an interview with Golden Icons TV. The impression  the song gives is that the actress is too posh to eat Garri which is a dry by-product of Cassava tubers that's rich in starch and its a staple across West Africa. She told presenter Emma Emerson "I'm African so I definitely drink garri".  So much for the rhyming bros.

A fan's open letter to D'Banj

Tweet of the week! The concern of a Kokolet  for the Master...
                                             
Ever heard the sarcastic saying - "Ask no questions and I shall tell no lies"?. Well, need I say the guy has remained quiet ever since this tweety question from one of his Kokolets. Not even his trademark "Osheeeeee" has been heard for five days! Usually after a Kokolet whispers something a little less probing into his ears a series of Lebete's and Labata's start flying left, right and centre. Perhaps he's too busy, probably he's finally had it and bundled Kanye into the studio with a gun to his head saying enough is enough mhein... The SPY says it seems the Okoye twins are quietly bagging all the milestones that D'banj set out to achieve by shunning Mo'Hits and a huge chunk of his fan base - but without all the drama. I rest my case! Osheeee!                 

Saturday, 16 June 2012

Ghanaian star Mzbel Strips Bare




Feisty and sexy Ghanaian star Mzbel lives next door to controversy so scandal is never too farway. And mind you, she's not called Mzbel for nothing - she's tres belle indeed! Here she is again sparkling in her birthday suit. The bare-all photo which has naturally sparked a flurry of criticism in Accra was taken for the advert campaign of a skin toning product range and I cant complain because the sassy singer's curves are just the way I like them and the shoot is ehhhh... quite tastefully done plus if you must know the SPY's fiancee is Ghanaian!!! There you have it. Winks!

Ugandan celeb's pimped ride near miss

A Ugandan celebrity's wife almost crashed into pedestrians on Friday when one of the wheels of their fancy Escalade truck came off in motion. People on Kayunga Road in Kamwokya Kampala scampered to safety as the near side front wheel of Bobi Wine's blacked-out ride became free whilst his wife Barbie was doing her rounds around town. Our spies are reporting that the vehicle is being driving into the ground without regular servicing. In fact the gas guzzler is so neglected that when it rains you have to get out of it in order not to get wet because one of its doors doesn't shut properly. The SPY says buying these rides is the easy bit - the problem is insuring them and keeping them going without cutting corners like missing services. American car parts are pricey and an artist may need the whole proceeds of a concert to pay for just one routine service so, it serves the woman right because the guy doesn't even drive the truck that used to be a head turner any more because people are no longer impressed and neither can he afford to maintain the monster ride but you know women and their desire to show off. Luckily no one was injured in the near-miss.

Metamorphosis of Lil Kim

Cough! Cough!! Can you tell the difference between these two pictures? I'll forgive you if you think you're seeing double or believe they're two different persons. This is your Lil Kim - who now appears to be Little NO MORE!! See what lipo has done to her face - a totally distorted image of her old self - and da bum is also on the verge of exploding unless Nicki Minaj's does first. What a horror!