Holy sh*t! We know at least one person who won't like this news one bit and that would be Jay-Z. Well, he'll have to take it or lump it and be careful not to mention his friendly rival's name any more as a new internet-based religion formed by idle and apparently crazy fanatics of Kim Kardashian's baby father forbids it having ordained the Jesus Walks rapper Kanye West as the god of YEZZIANITY - a new religion which like Islam has Five Pillars!
This is how the Star newspaper is reporting the bizarre story of the eccentric rapper's deification... (Click Continue)
After Kim Kardashian's fiancee released a song last year
called I Am A God, it would appear that a few of the rapper's dedicated fans
took his words literally! The new religion named Yeezianity has surfaced online, which
hails the Jesus Walks star as the messiah. Fear not, you haven't gone mad!
You read that correctly, there are human beings who actually
think Kanye West is god – and we don't just mean Kim Kardashian!
The website states that followers of Yeezianity are able to
hide their identities.
"We are an anonymous group who believes that the one
who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in
a New Age of humanity.
The website reveals: "Our membership is entirely
anonymous. We insist that all of our members do not disclose their beliefs to
anyone except those they know also to be members.
"There is no differentiating trait, clothing or
behaviour that we use to identify ourselves.
"We could be anyone you know, from your mailman to the
mayor of your city."
At the bottom of each online page, the creators of the
website have left the helpful message "The best church of all
time!!!", just in case there was any doubt in your mind.
Under the rather charming 'Our Savious' section of the
website, the Yeezianity admin has listed a few helpful facts about Kanye –
oops! We mean the messiah.
"His real name is never to be spoken.
"He is known to us only as Yeezus.
"He has shown the modern world the creative potential
of a human being and he serves as a model for behaviour and ethic.
Hopefully, the website will be exposed as an elaborate hoax
or an ironic advertising campaign. But if not, keep your fingers crossed for humanity.
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