Sorry for the slightly misleading headline but now that you're here I'm sure we're going to get to the bottom of all this filthy talk about Nollywood rascal Tonto Dikeh announcing that she was deflowered by Don Jazzy. Apparently, the foul-mouthed actress turned singer does like to talk dirty so I guess we might as well take her up on this one. Lets start by asking her when the "disvirgination" took place, where and exactly how old was she? Yes especially that: how old were you Ms Dikeh? Thirteen? Seventeen or Twenty-one? And how did it feel, huh? Did you wriggle and giggle on cloud seven? Or you gnashed your teeth and cursed the Don as you curse your fans on Twitter everyday? Did heaven come down? We want to know and I know you still remember, because everyone remembers their first time... so was it blissfully pleasurable or were you painfully disillusioned about all the mystery of sex and the inexplicable pleasures that can be derived from it? Go on girl, you started it and we're listening... You said you'd given out too much info already but I can assure you that you haven't even started. We demand all the sordid details because we intend to cross-check each and every one with the Don himself. And if all of this turns out to be another headline-grabbing ploy then we'll honor you both with a very unique award that you'll not be proud of... Don't keep us waiting. *The Spy ALWAYS finds out and ALWAYS tells it like it is. Follow @africancelebspy on Twitter and like us on Facebook.
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