Alarming revelation - "I'm a Trinity" - Charly Boy

Charly Boy in church: flanked by wife Lady D and parents

Charly Boy has done it again. Like the God of some religious faiths he says he is a Trinity! The controversial Nigerian artist also known as the Area Fada told an astonished church congregation that his personality is made up of Charles Oputa (the responsible family man with eight children and twelve grandchildren), Charly Boy (the brand - a creation and character) and Linda (the Woman in him who wears make-up and
does good deeds). Confused? Well, you're not alone. I am totally flabbergasted and so were those gathered at Pastor Gbenga Adenuga's ThisRanch church in Abuja last Sunday amongst whom were Charly Boy's father Rtd Justice Oputa, his mother and his wife Lady D. According to a statement allegedly sent to Linda Ikeji, the twisted three-in-one enigma said that he doesn't drink alcohol or smoke but cleverly  made no reference to what really bothers us - DRUGS! You've got to be heavily doped-up to carry on the way he does - like sticking his bare bottom in the air for a photo aimed at grabbing media attention and then turning around to deny it in the presence of God. I wonder who was actually speaking to the church congregation - was it Charles Oputa? Charly Boy? Or Linda? And how can he say he has no idea where that disgusting photograph came from? Has he asked Linda? Mind you, he did not deny taking the photograph but only "affirmed that no such picture was sent by his brand to the internet." Well, I hope that the capacity crowd who witnessed this drama now know something about Charly Boy that we didn't before... because we haven't.  Oh no, I tell a lie, I now know that there's a real life version of the cult television series the Adams Family. One thing is for sure, this character has got his work cut out because he is going to spend the rest of his life trying to explain what his life and so-called crusade is all about.

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