Saturday 11 August 2012

Revealed: Is this the new Omotola?

If you like you can call me a prophet but looking at this rare family photo of the Jalade-Ekeinde's through my Crystal ball, I see that whilst daughter on the left comes across as daddy's little girl, daughter on the right is not just a dead ringer (carbon copy) for her mum - Nollywood superstar Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde but also oozes independence, glamour and ambition..... I have no idea what her career plans are at the moment but trust me, she's the one to watch in the coming years. I may be dead and gone by then, but remember I told you so.... For now all I ask is - watch your weight girl!!!

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Horror! No-Hair-mi Campbell exposes useless beauty products

Wow! Look at that! Catwalk icon  and epitome of the beautiful black woman Naomi Campbell as you've never seen her before, looking so devoid of any iota of all the glamour she has embodied over the years....You'd be forgiven for calling her No-HairMi! And now everyone is asking what's happened to her hair? But what the Spy wants to know is what happened to all the "Because We're Worth It" hair products she and many other models have been gleefully advertising? All the Lo'Hair, Heads N Baldness, Vidal Baboon etc? If they really do what they claim on the packaging I bet Naomi won't be so helplessly bald at just forty-something years old!  Fact is they are not only useless, they can be very dangerous too.... So all you gullible women out there take heed.
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Friday 10 August 2012

Usain Bolt turns paparazzi

The world's fastest man Usain Bolt turned into an entertainer last night as he borrowed a trackside paparazzi's camera and started photographing jubilant spectators who were ecstatically celebrating his historic 200m Olympic victory. Apparently more interested in entertaining his fans than bothering about doubting Thomases, the unstoppable and unpredictable Jamaican sprinter slowed down at the finish line and narrowly missed smashing his own standing record for the event. Still, twenty-five year-old Usain bolted into the annals of history as the first man to successfully defend both 100m and 200m titles and even treated the crowd to several press-ups before turning the tables and taking a photographer's tool to snap the 80,000 spectators. True legend!
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Tuesday 7 August 2012

Breaking news - UK Home Office on high alert as Cameroon Olympians flee

Cameroon contingent
An Olympics stroke Immigration scandal is brewing as seven athletes from the Cameroon delegation to the London 2012 went AWOL. Five boxers, a swimmer and a goal keeper from the women's soccer team  simply packed their bags and fled the Athletes Village over the weekend and have not been seen since. From a visa point of view they're entitled to stay in the UK until November so they're not deemed to be illegal immigrants at this point in time but strangely, the police say they have not received any missing persons report from

Omotola's wardrobe malfunction?

Caption this....

Who is the dude behind Nollywood goddess Omotola? And what the f*ck is he doing? Is he unzipping or zipping up her dress? Or has there been a wardrobe malfunction of some sort that he is trying to stem? Is he qualified and authorized to be doing whatever he is doing there near the small of Omo Sexy's Backassi? Questions! Questions!!  I'm out of ideas. Can someone please help me caption this photo....? Whatever it is he is doing I have to say - Mind that butt, its too close for comfort! (Winks!).
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Monday 6 August 2012

Olympic booty: Jamaica's Brigitte Foster-Hylton crashes out

Jamaica's 100 meters hurdles queen Brigitte Foster-Hylton limps away after crashing out of this morning's Olympics heats. The gorgeous  athlete was leading the pack when she clipped a hurdle and triggered a hip injury. Well, she may not have bagged a ticket to the semi-finals but she sure has enough junk in her trunk to qualify for my "Booty Olympics."
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Alarming revelation - "I'm a Trinity" - Charly Boy

Charly Boy in church: flanked by wife Lady D and parents
Charly Boy has done it again. Like the God of some religious faiths he says he is a Trinity! The controversial Nigerian artist also known as the Area Fada told an astonished church congregation that his personality is made up of Charles Oputa (the responsible family man with eight children and twelve grandchildren), Charly Boy (the brand - a creation and character) and Linda (the Woman in him who wears make-up and
does good deeds). Confused? Well, you're not alone. I am totally flabbergasted and so were those gathered at Pastor Gbenga Adenuga's ThisRanch church in Abuja last Sunday amongst whom were Charly Boy's father Rtd Justice Oputa, his mother and his wife Lady D. According to a statement allegedly sent to Linda Ikeji, the twisted three-in-one enigma said that he doesn't drink alcohol or smoke but cleverly  made no reference to what really bothers us - DRUGS! You've got to be heavily doped-up to carry on the way he does - like sticking his bare bottom in the air for a photo aimed at grabbing media attention and then turning around to deny it in the presence of God. I wonder who was actually speaking to the church congregation - was it Charles Oputa? Charly Boy? Or Linda? And how can he say he has no idea where that disgusting photograph came from? Has he asked Linda? Mind you, he did not deny taking the photograph but only "affirmed that no such picture was sent by his brand to the internet." Well, I hope that the capacity crowd who witnessed this drama now know something about Charly Boy that we didn't before... because we haven't.  Oh no, I tell a lie, I now know that there's a real life version of the cult television series the Adams Family. One thing is for sure, this character has got his work cut out because he is going to spend the rest of his life trying to explain what his life and so-called crusade is all about.
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Sunday 5 August 2012

BREAKING NEWS - Big Brother Africa:SA's Keagan wins!

South Africa's contestant Keagan has just emerged as winner of this year's Big Brother Africa star game. He walks away with the $300.000 prize and makes history by breaking Nigeria's three-year winning streak of the competition.
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Davido: Rich in money but poor in upbringing

Davido: Rough start
Nigerian teen star Davido is beginning to rub me up the wrong way. The big headed self-styled "Omo baba Olowo" (Yoruba for "Son of a rich man")  is constantly in the news for the wrong reasons. After the hype over his expensive SUV's we heard how he staged a show of debauchery in the presence of fasting muslim big shots and now he is alleged to have manhandled a taxi driver who stood up to him as he got violent with one of his girlfriends who had caught him playing away with another chic. According to