Nasty Xmas for Ghanaian footballer Paintsil as his $45,000 SUV disappears on Christmas day

Ghana defender John Paintsil woke up on Christmas morning to realize his exclusive Infiniti SUV was missing from  his Trasaco Valley residence in Accra.

Nahhh! Maheeda must see this... Afro Candy shows us her candies

Rite! Now I get it. Christmas means different things to different people....Just see how ageing porn star Afro Candy has raised the bar in her undeclared war with the naked Goddess of X (Maheeda) by showing it all when she's supposed to be in her most spiritual mode... Click "Continue" to see her uncensored pics.

PHOTOS: Rihanna like you've never seen her before

Awwww! Look at her, all covered up and demure, feisty pop diva Rihanna takes in some fatherly love as she chilled with her family over Christmas in Barbados. The superstar who's famous for wearing next to nothing most of the time, wore a black vest over a long black and red flowery skirt as she gave and received presents from her family members. More photos after the jump...

Hmmm! See what Maheeda cooked for Christmas (VIEWER DISCRETION)

Self-styled Goddess of X aka Maheeda (the one-time born-again gospel singer-turned online serial stripper) has been playing "naked chef" and cooking up some very naughty photos to brighten your Xmas.... that's if you're not a proper practicing Christian like Maheeda and yours truly. Because if you're then you have no business reading this post or ogling the pics that come with the package... after the jump.

This feisty artist does look strangely beautiful with clothes on... I say strangely because I'm used to seeing her nikkid so seeing her dressed is kinda odd, don't you think? Ok click "Continue" to see what I mean...

Season's greetings!!!

This is wishing everyone a very happy Xmas and a prosperous new year 2014. 

Stay safe and stay blessed.

With love from Mitch.

Self-loving Banky W is still single and searching... Hellooooo!!!

Dunno about you lot but am sick and tired of hearing that Banky W is single and searching. What does he want us to do about it, hugh?

I'm sure that if he spent less time trimming his ridiculous beard he would have long found a partner and fathered a child or two to the bargain. Problem is the dude must love himself a little too much and women seem to get the vibe, don't you think? *The Spy ALWAYS finds out and ALWAYS tells it like it is. Follow @africncelebspy on twitter and like me on facebook or else....

Here comes Saucy Santa Rihanna

The feisty Bajan went into a Barbados Christmas-themed do in this skimpy Santa's top coat but pealed  it off when things got unbearably hot inside...